"No, Not the Mind Probe!!?!"

I suppose that I am the quintessential pub bore... you know, that fella at the end of the bar who is all-too-willing to try to tell you about football, or World War Two, or Chinese politics, or the films of Clint Eastwood, or some other topic you aren't really interested in. As such, I feel it would be somewhat remiss of me to not take advantage of the miracle of the intrawebs to bore millions of people who I would not otherwise have the chance to get to. So, er, stay tuned...and I may share some of my less-than-illuminating thoughts with you...