I kind of forgot how explicit that actually was when I linked it.:P Hey, I suppose you need some variation if you're together that long.;) Hey, you could practise your smut anonymously on there!

There a whole list of unfilled prompts!

Oh, yes indeed.

The one with the condoms looks like it could be great fun!XD

Four would be all evasive and never get to the point and Romana would be frank and explicit.:D

I... don't know who Irongron and Bloodaxe are.D:

Ah yes, I've only seen The Time Warrior once, a while ago. See, the kinkmeme is also about lulz.;)

''Hello there! You know those times when you're in the middle of something fun and impediments show up and you have to get said impediments out of the way before the fun can continue?''

''Er...''

''This is one of those times!''

''Right. What can I do for you, sir?''

''I'll tell you what you can do for me! It's... well...it's...You know I don't usually need this''

*patient look from cashier*

''Weeeell... what I need is...is... *deep breath* co...lgate''

''There you are, sir''

''Excellent. And then there's the matter of *tugs at scarf* con...con...tact lenses''

''We don't sell those here, sir''

''No? What a shame. Er, then how about... coooo...la?''

''*sigh* Coke or Pepsi*''

*Romana pushes the Doctor aside*

''Three pacs of Durex, ribbed.''

After:

''Thank Rassilon you only ovulate every few decade''

''I was going to ask for Trojans but, you know, their barriers burst.''

Why don't you just fill in the rest and post it to the meme?;)